There is a very good reason one never dances in the shower!

Just yesterday I had a big idea to do a simple move. I moved just a little bit to the left and it required me to slide my feet on the floor. Brilliantly though I decided to do this move in none other but while I was showering. Great! So I had a wonderful slip and grabbed anything in sight. Which resulted in me, having my very nude bum on the floor and my arm hitting the side of a shower wall that was protruding out.

So I slammed my armpit on the side and ended up with this.

See that ridiculous bruise? And yeah.. it’s not my best angle