Men are not born as vain creatures all the time. Especially the men who find themselves to macho to be vain and need to have everything all rugged, practical and simple. The ‘convenient men’ I call them. They do not fuss to much with how they look and even if they did it will only be for a matter of 2 minutes the most, just to get their hair spiked up or something. Mister G is one of those men.

However I have come to find that the only time they are ever vain (which is terrible adorable in a way) is when they are busy fussing over something in a virtual world. Like this time, Mister G is terribly into Guild Wars at the moment as that is the only thing that brings him down to sanity level from work and being in jams all day. Yeah it’s work and they need relaxation time (through games.. at least it’s Guild Wars and not Wow… I say that because I play GW too hehe).

Anyway… here he has just created a new character – an assasin, which has amazingly fast attack speed. So you will see the damage numbers floating like mad bubbles above the enemy. He just got this really expensive armour called the vabbian armour… and after getting something as expensive as that… he will then come calling me..

Mister G: Hon…. can you help me?

Me: With what?

Mister G: I need you to help me pick a colour for my assassin…. (See there are dyes which you can use to colour ones armour)

Me:….. sigh… ok..

Mister G: I yellow on this nice?

Me: No it’s ugly.. try silver and yellow…or try silver and blue…… ahh that looks good..

Mister G: Sure or not?

Me:.. hmm or maybe try SIlver and green.. oh yeah that is nice.. she looks like a ninja turtle now..

Mister G: I don’t like green

Me: But no one else would have that colour and silver makes her boobs stand out a lot more..

Mister G:… I don’t like green… how bout blue and silver

Me: Blue and silver is nice however I can’t see the difference

Mister G: Or silver and silver…

This goes on for sometime….. 10 minutes later..

Mister G: You sure or not Silver, Green and Yellow looks good?

Me: for the last time.. it’s good! You look pretty.. fabulous.. fantastic… Miss America can’t beat you!!

Mister G: Sure yeah? Very sure?

Me: Yeeeeesshhhhhhhhh!!!

Mister: … ok… **click and now the assassin is coloured** oh yeah huh she does look good.. Thanks hon you’re the best…

Me: That I know!

And this is what it looks like..

My my… the things he won’t go through in real life…