In my previous post I shared on “The list of Man Rules”. Here are my answers in retaliation to the silly boy ruling. Mine are the ones in purple and I’ve listed them in numbers..i don’t need to state everything as 1!

1.  Men are NOT mind readers.

1 # We do not request mind readers, we insist on some understanding and cooperation.

 
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

2 # The reason you do not complain is because that is the time you boys are about to the dump in the can! Once again please refer to answer number 1

1. Sunday sports.  It’s like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

3 # We tend to need retail therapy everytime you get into sports mode, cause there’s nothing else to do! We can’t stop the urge. It’s like you needing time to pee when mother nature calls. Meaning it’s inevitable.

1. Crying is blackmail.

4 # We cry hence we live longer than you. If you don’t want us to cry, then once again refer to answer 1.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

5 # For the last time, we do say and tell what we want. You just don’t understand simple English. So we jazz it up a bit, by REPEATING it many many times! If we say we don’t like something, we will tell you so and give you the evil eye at the same time.

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

6 # That goes the same for us next time when you want us to clean up your house for you!

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

7 # Actually truth is we know how to fix it. But we just need someone to listen to us let out some steam. Once again please refer to answer 1.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

8 # The argument is still valid as long as you are in the relationship with the girl!

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.

9 # We ask because we want to look good for YOU! So next time, if you want to have the chick that every guy is staring at, make sure we look good and confident! We know we’re not fat, but we need security from you stating that we are gorgeous. We want to hear it!

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

10  # Whatever the other one is, make sure you tell it properly.

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself..

11 # We are trying to be kind in letting you redeem yourself, before we resort to solving something.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

12 # By the time the commercials are on, we would’ve forgotten our point, so no sorry that is not possible.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

13 # Christopher Columbus indeed did NOT find India. Hence you DO need directions. It’s foolish not to ask for it.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

14 # We do not expect you to know the entire colour palate. But please don’t be dumb when we ask which colour is nicer. Just tell us which is more suitable.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

15 # So meaning if ours were to itch too, you wouldn’t find that a turn off?

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

16 # If it’s not worth the hassle then why are you creating more hassle by keeping quiet and not doing anything since you know we are lying?

1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear.

17 # We wouldn’t want to ask you anyway. We would be asking our girlfriends!

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

18 # How completely untrue. When we go somewhere.. all the more it’s important to figure out what to wear. YOU may be able to wear anything and be fine. For us girls, if we don’t dress up you’ll be busy looking at other chicks. Simply first of all we dress up for you males! Appreciate the thought and effort!

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports

19 # We know that that is not all that’s going on up there. Probably it has to do with work too. However we know that there is some emotional baggage hidden underneath :S

1. You have enough clothes.

20 # You have a point… But you don’t have enough. We shop for you

1. You have too many shoes.

21 # We need one to suit every occasion.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

22 # Round is only a shape if you are an orange, watermelon, or a ball. Are you any of these? NO! Which means you have been made for a better physique, so stop whining!

I’ve said my peace…