The foolishness has passed after 8 hours and it is now April 2nd. Actually i totally forgot that yesterday was April Fools Day. While in Sabah I did mention that i wanted to play a prank on a friend.. but i think that idea kinda fizzled out. It takes a lot of effort and work to pull a prank, okay!? Instead I was reminded that it was April Fools Day by checking out my twitter. Larissa Meek had shared a bunch of hilarious April Fools Jokes that were found online and not to mention created by popular names known on the web. You can see her original post here. Among the April Fools that I found funny were the following: 1. Youtube got into the feel of the funny bone by turning everything on their site upside down… If this were not a joke I would’ve been complaining like mad to someone. See everything topsy turvy       2. Opera Face Gestures. This is my particularly my favourite joke. You’ve heard of mouse gestures like the ones you have on a PDA or even the mouse gestures for your firefox basically to give commands for an action like going back or forward on the web browsers. Opera came up with face gestures which is a hilarious if you were to think of how we would be pulling faces to give commands to our browser. If that’s not funny enough why not view their youtube video on how it’s done.     3. Another one that tickled my fancy was the joke by Google. Under their ‘labs’ a new feature was introduced. Which is the Gmail Autopilot, an email application that will automatically answer your emails for those of us who are either too busy or too lazy. If ever i wanted to break up with someone.. i’ll let the gmail autopilot handle it for me.   4. And for anyone who is into torrents you should know the famous PirateBay. Well apparently Warner Brothers has bought out the torrent site! See their love for one another despite their copyright-ing differences This image was originally shown on their main homepage on April 1. But it’s been taken down now.

This image is courtesy of torrentfreak.com

        Not too bad for popular online names to join in the pranks.

The battle of the sexes. It’s in evident that the two genders shall never understand each. They shall always be opposing one another. And they shall always argue as to who is right in a conversation. Rarely now, do you see a woman willing to give in. We don’t live in 60s or 70s let alone the 15th century anymore okay! You know how the ladies will always make rules for the guys. The girlfriend’s conditions – the do’s and don’ts in any relationship. Even between friends, there will be girls trying to inflict rules of how a guy should behave. And i fully think that some rules should be not taken lightly… Like picking your nose for example! Whats up with that? I like it when both sexes can laugh at the ridiculous behaviours that are not mentioned, but are indirectly shown with actions. Which is why I couldn’t help but smirk when I received an email with the title “The Man Rules”.. So lets see what this very hardworking bloke decided to say in defence of the male gender :S _____________________________________________________________________   The Man Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys’ side of the story. (I must admit, it’s pretty good.) We always hear “the rules” From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note. these are all numbered “1″ ON PURPOSE! 1.  Men are NOT mind readers.   1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports.  It’s like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say “nothing,” We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don’t want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really. 1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or motor sports 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don’t mind that? It’s like camping.  _____________________________________________________________________ Hahahaha and yes I did have a good laugh at this. I actually want to reply to those rules, but i’ll cut some slack for today.. and do it when i feel motivated. I don’t feel motivated to be in an argument lol. For anyone who is hardworking like this fella, what kind of rule would you give your lady?